
Before You Sign
The one-afternoon walkaround that finds the rot
The inspection the lot hopes you skip. A room-by-room, seam-by-seam walkaround that finds soft floors, hidden water damage, a tired chassis, and the dealer's quiet tells — in one afternoon, before a salesman's smile costs you fourteen thousand dollars in delamination you couldn't see.
- The press test that finds rotted subfloor under the carpet by the slide — where it almost always starts
- Reading the roof, the seams, and the slide topper: where water gets in and what it costs to fix
- The two-minute VIN-and-recall check you run from the lot, free, before you ever talk price
- The dealer's tells — the buried fees, the slide left out, the 'we'll handle it after the sale'
- A printable go/no-go checklist and the exact questions that make a salesman answer straight


